NOTE: be sure to click the 'Adjust Variables' option in the cell phone (only need to click it once) on existing games
Misc Updates
Bug Fixes
Shifted some media around, if you download the _UPDATE you'll end up with some duplicate/renamed images.
"New" Melissa event
the event itself was coded some time ago, but a bug in the code blocked it from ever firing
while working as a night stripper you can RNG a chance to dance on Stage with Melissa
New Streetwalker event
NPCs can request you slap them in the face with your big ol' titties
must be at least D cup to trigger
Can now use your vamp powers on rando girls at Fairhaven
Some tweaks to logic that tracks who NPCs think you are (what body you were in when you first met them)
ZCup Island Updates
Once you discover a location on the island you can then choose to go directly there rather than randomly stumble into it
new location added - Mushroom Fairy Ring
Farmhand Updates
Scoring and ranking system added
new repeatable chore - digging a well - added for those who finish other chores early.
farmhands with the lowest weekly score get "punished" with an undesirable job
farmhands with the highest weekly score get "rewarded" with a desirable job
At end of first week boss tells you about ranking system, after that you can check your score ranking at the end of each day
It's now possible to transition from the Farmhand job to the Housemaid job if make the right/wrong choices
If you're too weak to do some of the farmhand jobs you can ask someone to help you
a few RNG tasks the NPC will offer you in exchange for help on your chore
One of these options is the path to transition to a Housemaid job
Housemaid Updates
As a housemaid when you clean you will notice a big metal door. You can try to open it but it's locked
Each time you try to open it, there's an increasing RNG chance that you'll be able to sneak inside
The doorway leads to the Dairy Farm's Breeder Den -- so proceed at your own risk!
This path leads to a fair bit of in-game time passing before you're free to roam again.
New Christmas Event - the Slutty Santa Clause
On Christmas Eve if you explore the City Park there's roughly a 50/50 chance that you can stumble across an abandoned sleigh!
Leads to a parody of the movie "The Santa Clause" -- you have to fill in for Santa for a night; but it's not your parents' Santa!
And remember - refusing to agree to some events in the game can lead to their own events
Two New Traits added
Grinch Blocked
Joy of Giving