Finnish Army Simulator

Finnish Army Simulator 2026.8.8

Version
2026.8.8
Version Date
Aug. 8, 2026
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Patch Notes

Optimization & Bug Fix Update A2026.8.8.1

Good news! The army is slightly less broken.

We’ve deployed another batch of fixes and optimizations. NPCs should now spend a little more time following orders and a little less time contemplating the geometry of doorframes.

Patch notes

  • Optimized NPC navigation.
  • The troops have received advanced training in walking from Point A to Point B.
  • Fixed a possible softlock during the doctor’s appointment.
  • The military healthcare system may still test your patience, but it should no longer imprison you permanently.
  • Fixed a possible softlock during Office Manners training.
  • You can now learn proper workplace etiquette without being sentenced to an eternity in the classroom.
  • Fixed lag spikes during marches caused by footstep decals.
  • Hundreds of synchronized boots will still destroy morale, but should no longer destroy your framerate.
  • Fixed graphical issues with footstep decals.
  • Boots now leave more believable evidence behind.
  • Added a setting to disable footstep decals.
  • For players whose computers cannot survive the full visual impact of military footwear.
  • Added a setting to keep the canteen and equipment warehouse doors permanently unlocked.
  • Because sometimes the greatest enemy is not war. It is opening hours.
  • Made the equipment warehouse more accessible at different times of day.
  • You should now have fewer opportunities to stare helplessly through a locked door at the equipment you desperately need.
  • Fixed the bed-making indicator remaining on screen during morning runs.
  • You may now suffer through cardio without being simultaneously haunted by unfinished bedding.
  • Fixed several situations where NPCs could get stuck at locked doors.
  • They have finally discovered that repeatedly walking into a closed door is not a viable military doctrine.

More fixes are on the way.

Until then: keep marching.