How to participate:

The first five players to beat Goldenheart will get the alias of their choice put into books in the game, which will be placed in secret locations permanently. We will also have a short (optional) interview with them so that we can customize their poem about their heroism based on their gameplay experience.

To win, you must be one of the first five people to post a screenshot of the ending cutscene. The screenshot must be posted on the Goldenheart steam community board, and the results will be judged by their timestamps.

Please also post a screenshot of your save-slot on the main menu to show us what difficulty you played on, and that it says 100% (in Goldenheart, 100% just means you finished the game - you'll see why).

We're not going to make a rule about the difficulty setting, but we might factor it into your poem. 😉 We think the game takes about 10 hours to complete, so plan accordingly. We're not encouraging or expecting a super high degree of competition here, (although we welcome it, as long as everyone is still getting up to pee…) we'll continue to monitor even if it takes a month.

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