This isn't a real update, I just finished a silly feature I'd started work on a while ago. If you don't fuck any of the Smiths, you can dose their food with potions in your possession. Once you finish the game, you can read about what happened as a result of these dosings.

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This feature was just an experiment to see if I could come up with an efficient way of having dynamic endings generated from multiple conditions. I spent more time on it than I should have and learned that I could not in fact come up with such a way.

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If you want to play with this feature to see all the possibilities without having to end the game for each one, you're in luck: For the first time ever, the Watican has exhumed an ancient relic and approved its use in this matter. Use the code 'Corneacopia' to acquire this item. To return the relic to Watican, where it will be returned to its solid lead coffin, submerged in holy water and re-sealed with a barrage of blessings and prayers before being returned to the bottom of a deep shaft in the Italian alps, use the code 'Blindness'.

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To skip to the dosing part in question, use the code 'Dosimeter'.
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