Dear illustrious Ladies and Gentlemen,

We would just like to inform you that our newly replaced parrot has delivered a tiny new update to your fancy digital libraries. Following many of the beautifully written requests that we’ve received, we’ve worked to enable VSync and fixed one pesky little achievement.

Of course we have many exciting new updates planned, so please take a look at your windows for future death prone incoming messenger parrots.

Thank you very much for all of your venerable support!

The Vile Monarch