Dear prestigious Ladies and Gentlemen,

It's that special time of the year when we restrain from insulting the people we love… Or do we?

After you're fed and tipsy with all the mulled wine you guzzled, why not indulge in a session of Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator with your father, your mother, your favorite auntie and a hamster? They will surely appreciate the seasonal additions that we just added - including obligatory winter hats and snow that falls even indoors. That's the magic of Christmas, Sir!

Have an amazing holiday break and thanks again for your continued support!

Yours with-or-without any mistletoe,

The Vile Monarch